Noooo… You fell for one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is to never ever spend money on YOB LAUTRIV manuals on eBay.
You guys have it all wrong. It is a little known fact that one of the codenames for the Virtual Boy was Yob Lautriv, but Nintendo changed the name slightly before the release when they already had some manuals printed, so this is a really rare collector’s item. I bet Benjamin Stevens will offer you a lot of money for that one.