Have you encountered any in real life?
I havent but what would I do if I did?
what if I had my Virtual Boy out and they wanted to destroy it? (like one dream I had)
what would I do if they did smash/pulverize/throw/punch/smack and/or impair my VB? 😯

I just want to know for those just in case times where I may randomly bring and probably mention my VB somewhere for some reason 😀

If someone actually physically trashed your VB, I would call the police about it if I were you 😛

Don’t feed the troll, people.

Vaughanabe13 wrote:
Don’t feed the troll, people.

Hey, how am I a troll? 🙁

I don’t hate the VB, I play the VB and I just want to talk about this awesome console… since when is that a troll thing when I’m in a VB forum? 😛

I’d say you’re the definition of a troll, even if you’re doing it unintentionally.

From Wikipedia: “In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.”

There’s no problem discussing the Virtual Boy, as long as what you’re saying makes sense. Let me dissect your post and point out to you what’s wrong with it. Observe:

Have you encountered any in real life?
I havent but what would I do if I did?

This is a perfectly acceptable post, disregarding the grammar and punctuation mistakes, of course. It’s on-topic and raises a valid point about people that trash the VB even if they haven’t played it. You should have stopped talking, because it’s all downhill from here.

what if I had my Virtual Boy out and they wanted to destroy it? (like one dream I had)

Yes, because I’m sure any reasonable person would just randomly come up to you and tell you they want to destroy your Virtual Boy. I’m sorry, but just because you have bizarre, irrational fears about your VB getting destroyed doesn’t mean we want to hear about it or respond to it. And who cares what you see in your dreams? I can’t even believe I have to say this but since you can’t seem to grasp this concept I’ll spell it out: Dreams are not real and have no impact on reality. But even if you ended your post at this point it wouldn’t be all that bad, until you add:

what would I do if they did smash/pulverize/throw/punch/smack and/or impair my VB? 😯

Here it becomes obvious you are trolling, because you say the same thing again, but you make it sound even more asinine by adding specific nonsensical ways that these fictional people will destroy your Virtual Boy. And the reason you’re being a troll is because you actually ask us to answer such a stupid question that has several obvious answers. Maybe you should stick with common sense on this one in the [nearly-impossible] event that this actually happens, and file a police report for property damage. Or maybe don’t walk around in public with your Virtual Boy in the first place, as if there would ever be a plausible scenario where you are walking in public with your VB and someone destroys it. There are a million reasons why this question is stupid and not worth answering. I can’t believe I’ve even spent this much time writing this response, I’m just ignoring my own advice by feeding the troll.

I just want to know for those just in case times where I may randomly bring and probably mention my VB somewhere for some reason 😀

Ignoring the obvious bad sentence structure and wrong use of the verb “mention” here, your overuse of emoticons just drives home the fact that this post is a troll, and/or you are probably less than 12 years old.

Well, for one, I know dreams are not real but there are some pretty nasty haters out there

and two, please stop insulting that automatically I do all this because I’m 12 or less than 12… I am older than 12 (although mentioning my age might still make everything a hate-fest)

and three, I am not meaning to act like a troll and I didn’t know using the emoticons automatically makes me one

(also, sorry for the bad grammar, I guess I’m stupid 😐 )

I’d want them to die the same way mine did if that ever happened.

If people destroy my VB, I probably gave them a good reason. So I’d either continue hiding or drink another sip of my beer depending on the actual situation.

Nobody is going to smash your VB, you’re just overreacting because you had a nightmare! Also don’t throw away a Wonder Swan, Game Boy and Wii remote just because you are to cowardly to open their battery holders!