これが
荏天堂本社だ!
This is Nintendo Headquarters!

(想像)
(Imaginary)

驚異の科学力と冷徹な牙を持って
ゲーム業界完全支配をもくろむ恐るべき組織
「荏天堂」の本社は、一般には京都にあると
され、愛想の悪い社員や、堅気には見えない役員
などで広く知られているが、それらは
あくまで世間を欺くカモフラージュにすぎない。
The headquarters of the dreadful organization “Nintendo,” which intends to take complete control of the game industry with its amazing scientific power and cool-headedness, is generally said to be in Kyoto. Although it is widely known for employees who are unfriendly and officers who don’t seem to be respectable, these are mere camouflage to deceive the world to the utmost.

「荏天堂」の真の本社。世界中の悪党がその名を
聞いただけで震え上がるという邪悪の聖地は
悪疫や猛獣のひしめくアマゾンの奥地、
年間を通じて厚い雷雲に包まれ、衛星軌道からも
その姿を窺うことのできない「ウテギ・ミュグ」
(現地語で死の台地の意) に、難攻不落の科学
要塞としてその威容を誇っているのだ!
The true headquarters of “Nintendo” is a sacred place of evil that is said to cause ruffians all over the world to tremble just from hearing its name. Located deep in the interior of the Amazon, which is filled with pestilences and wild animals, it is shrouded by thick thunderclouds throughout the year. It boasts of its magnificence as an impenetrable scientific fortress in “Utegi Myugu” (meaning “Plateau of Death” in the local language), which cannot be seen from satellite orbit!

いままでに、高橋名人やアレックスキッドなど
何人もが、その秘密を探ろうとして帰らなかった
この恐怖の城では、日夜世界のゲーム界を牛耳る
ありとあらゆる邪悪な策謀が練られ、ヌリオや
ドンキーコングに代表されるような、血に飢えた
恐ろしい怪人どもが次々と開発されているのだ。
Up to now, nobody, including Master Takahashi and Alex Kidd, has returned from trying to find out the secrets of this fortress of terror, in which all kinds of evil plots are devised day and night, in order to bring the whole gaming world under its thumb, and in which terrifying monsters thirsty for blood, such as are represented by Mario and Donkey Kong, are being developed one after another.

全ての社員は記憶を奪われ、山肉社長への
絶対的忠誠をインプットした特殊なFXチップを
脳に埋め込まれている。
Every employee is deprived of memory and has a special FX chip embedded in the brain, which inputs absolute loyalty to Manager Yamato.

開発に失敗すれば死あるのみ、改造手術の
実験台か、地下で喬く魔獣ヨッシーの餌食だ!
If one fails to develop, there is only death, whether one becomes a test subject for reconstructive surgery or else the prey of the Yoshi monsters in the undergrounds!

でも給料いいらしいよ
Still, the salary seems to be good.